They booed SANTA!

And of those 6 arrests, 3 were for scalping tickets. This is the point where someone mentions snowballs from 1968 and thinks they’re killing it with their hot taek.

So ah, Capela is singing this tune without accompaniment?

he was so chill after this scorpion kick i guess you could say he was...(*looks at camera*) sub-zero.

Usually you make a deposit after eating at Taco Bell.

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

It’s ridiculous that people are stealing seats out of cars, but I guess this is the world we live in.

I’m close to Rhode Island and have been eating a lot of pineapple.

The offensive player cannot enter the crease area to score. Entering is putting a body part onto the floor, so jumping in and releasing (or punching) the ball before you hit the ground is OK.

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

“I’m a businessman and have access to a lot of good lawyers, maybe the best lawyers in the world, better than these organisations have themselves,” said Koolen. ...

I’m not sure whats worse, the boob job, or the plastic surgery on the face.
Glad I didn’t win today.

I made so much money selling press kits on eBay, I wanted to treat myself to an E30 M3.

I work at a multi-billion dollar company and use an interface at work that was initially released in 1995 and is coded in Cobol. I’d love an early 2000s Geocities interface some days.

ctrl+f “picnic tables” not found

Rodney Mullen in Plan B’s Second Hand Smoke changed the way I thought about skating.

So they were sent walking in Memphis by the officials, but do they really feel the way they feel?

You are incorrect. The absolute worst are people who pull into the pump, go in and buy shit (cigarettes, drinks, or snacks) and no fuel.

“Third, cell phone and refueling”