Someone kill me before I hear the takes this spawns out of Red Sox fans.

Genuine question: If this car came out with a turbo Skyactiv four cylinder making 300HP would you want it because it was a beautiful RWD, manual beast or hate it for not having a rotary engine?

I thought trends were supposed to repeat ever 20-30 years, not every 60!

Here at jalopnik we don’t care what you want, but we know what you need.

I’m just floored and saddened that someone at a Redskins game would use a racial slur.

suck

Eh.. She may be a poet, but she’s no Wesley Willis.

Here’s something quirky about your $45,000 virtue signal.If you’re a U.S. driver, it’s highly likely that the electricity used to power your “zero emission” vehicle is good old carbon fuel, or generates dangerous nuclear waste. So there’s really nothing green about your Tesla.

It is hard to grasp such a thing but it’s true, he really is named Bubba Derby.

As an adjuster I have developed a working hypothesis for fault in crashes (work in progress). If there is an accident involving any of these cars, these cars are at fault. Regardless of mitigating circumstances or scenario:

I think you have one of the best usernames I’ve ever seen.

Why tho? Its a Leaf for one. Nissan has lost all performance cred outside of the Z and GT-R. Its why they took away all SE-R models and gave us all show no go bogus ass SR trims. Honestly whos looked at a Leaf and said “You know what, I think THAT should look fast and sporty”. No one thats who.

Didnt Forza Horizon do this? like FIVE years ago? Literally the EXACT same thing?

Oh no. Honey Mustard is the devil’s work. There is Rhinegold’s Coarse German and there is Keen’s Hot. All others are weak pretenders.

I would guess that Poupon is this guy’s favorite mustard and what he did to his drivers seat.

I didn’t like Dubya, he was stupid and made a lot of horrendous decisions that led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands but very rarely did it feel like he wanted that to happen but rather he was stupid and others took advantage of that for their own insane agendas. Yes his paintings aren’t amazing and the idea of…

U up?