Actually the Charger still sells about 60K units a year, and since the tooling was amortized probably 10 years ago, it’s basically a money printing machine for Stellantis.

It's sad you want your mom to spend Christmas with someone else.

Subscription eco mode. Without it, your car chugs gas and costs you more money. But if you pay us, we’ll save you money and your car will cost you less money overall.

I’m not dead! I’m not gone! Jeezis, Rory, you scared me and I had to check my pulse. Also, I ave mentioned this amazing cam system before, but I’m glad to see it getting its own post. https://jalopnik.com/were-finally-entering-the-age-of-fun-animated-lighting-1847609520

Jason ‘...is no longer around’ leaves a certain impression, man.

that was one hell of an assumption gone wrong...

Unfortunately, as I’m sure you’ve heard, Jason is no longer around to tell you anything about it.

We demand you tell us what is happening with Jason

WHAT HAPPENED TO JASON? 

Ford’s GT Commercial from the Super Bowl in 2004. “The One”

I mean, strung out dudes screaming gibberish makes for good music sometimes

You can get mega money ($$) for your used car only because it’s going to cost you super-mega-money ($$$$) for the new car you’re eyeballing.

Sure, you can go to a dealer and order a car from the factory. If you do be sure you have a signed sales contract in hand stipulating the final price and be prepared to wait months and months for it. Because, you know, chip shortage.

Too much money for a Cars and Coffee vehicle where you’ll always have to answer questions with “not sure, someone else built it.” ND.

Fun fact: Subaru was one of the first (maybe THE first?) automaker to include same-gender couples in their advertising, which greatly increased their popularity in the LGBTQ population.

That lesbians drive Subarus.

Depending on vehicle condition and your budget, aftermarket or even low mileage junkyard seats can make a huge difference too

Clean out the interior. I realize this probably isn’t in the spirit of the question but it really does make driving more enjoyable. 

Prevents all the buildup from turning into mud and running down into the seams. They knew they were gonna end up cutting the paint anyway.