This! I’d have driven it home, parked it and waited for the dealership to call me when it was “ready”.
there is no other way how to satisfy your mother on mothers day.
“most puzzlingly, forced the man to smoke crack.”
Is there a second one for sale somewhere so I can finish my pod racer?
I KNOW WHAT I HAVE NO BLUEBALLERS
Who the heck makes a GTO inspired wagon with a 2.56 to 1 rear end? I understand the need to highway cruise, but it's never the real deal so put an overdrive automatic in it with a minimum 3.55 ring gear and a positrac so the thing can leave it's mark. This just screams I had all these parts laying around so I bolted…
You better keep that bottle far, far away from my Jeep.
Far away. You’re scaring it.
Probably Square. This company obviously upcharged to make extra money. If they were only charging their fee, I could maybe understand, but if the crappy Square is charging you only 2.75 percent, the customers are getting screwed
So are they going to sell cans, or could one hypothetically purchase 44 ounces of Red Bull as part of a terrible series of choices?
(Not my story. Also very NSFW.)
I bet at least some of them were unqualified. Miss “game days and parties” doesn’t exactly seem to be the best or brightest and some of the kids were confused as to how to fill out a college application. If you can’t figure that out, maybe you’re technically unqualified and the numbers will probably bear that out…
Every day for half a semester my roommate bombarded me with really lame, stupid puns. Every fucking day. Finally, in a chemistry class we had together, I told him to shut the fuck up.
I’m straight edge until I pack a bowl
GTFO, thought you were talking about Limbaugh until the 2nd to last paragraph.
For some reason, this particular sentence — probably the first time in the history of English these words were put together in this exact order — is giving me uncontrollable fits of giggles.
My word to God, I’d acquit you if I were on that jury.
my first college roommate was awful: