jimmyjet
jimmyjet
5/18/20
7:12 PM
24

Once the rockets are up
who cares where they come down
that’s not my department
says Wernher von Braun

5/5/20
5:43 AM
1

Dang kids ,next thing you know  they’ll be drinking up all my beer . lol

5/4/20
9:45 AM
4

It's not rushed, it's an El Camino with a bed cap. Isn't that what you want in your nimble sports car visual? 

3/4/20
8:50 PM
6

Why just one orifice? Don’t you know how to party?

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3/4/20
8:43 PM
10

The number of ways that combo could go wrong is terrifying.

3/4/20
12:38 PM
47

Congratulations to officers Tarleton and Ryder for their save of the day!

2/12/20
4:49 PM
85

Cadillac can make a fortune if they restart production of the XLR taillights.

2/6/20
3:18 PM
23

I would love to know the percentage of people with step-siblings who think this genre is hot as compared to the percentage of people without them.
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2/5/20
11:29 AM
46

Hopefully the court saves everyone the trouble and just assigns that to him at his upcoming appearance. Or, to simplify things, the airline refunds everyone (in money, please, not, like, vouchers for peanuts on a future flight or some crap like that) and then sues his ass for their outlay.

1/30/20
6:27 PM
49

If anyone wants to know how shit like this happens, I present one of the greatest films of all time: