I’m still mad about the Nissan IDX

I was under the impression those court records were sealed, you’ll be hearing from my attorney.

You’re not supposed to drink the bong water sir

With how many times I’ve managed to drive my RC truck straight at my legs and had to jump over it, I’d probably end up decapitated if I tried flying that thing.

The later ones, maybe, but the early C3s are my favourite. I don’t get the hate. I’d love to have one in Elkhart Green.

How Ferrari Spins:

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

Typically you don’t get the crabs from just a Hummer

Still better than Spirit Airlines. 

I bought a Miata to turn into an Exocet. Now I own a Miata and am looking for a beater Miata to turn into an Exocet. Thats all the red flag you need.

You might think that it’s the Exocet, but you’d be wrong because women love it. The true red flag is the stack of Miata parts that I haven’t found a home for. “Do you ever put something onto a car or do you just take things off?”

We all lie in the bed we make, but sometimes that bed is a road. And so instead we end up walking where we sleep. But if we don’t like where we are going, its time to have a different dream. For Ellen, its time for her to wake up, into a new dream, where she can lie down, and walk her own path.

Seperately in their own mom’s basements!

nerds of the world, unite!

Having too many Tabs open will do that.

Having too many Tabs open will do that.

I’m not buying it. Only Tab could do that kind of damage.

It’s a difficult line to walk when it takes racism to recognize racism. One must equate crack with a particular demographic to understand how it can be equated to same.

Joking aside... I actually kinda like that Aztek? It’s dumb, stupid, and amazing all at once.

Correct headline: idling in traffic with your windows down in developing countries with minimal pollution controls increases your exposure to pollution (which may or may not be a meaningful increase that has health outcomes because we didn’t test that).