It's not rushed, it's an El Camino with a bed cap. Isn't that what you want in your nimble sports car visual? 

Reluctant CP from moi.

Pole vault.

The Astros World Series of Cannonball Runs.

This is awesome, I approve.

Why just one orifice? Don’t you know how to party?

The number of ways that combo could go wrong is terrifying.

Congratulations to officers Tarleton and Ryder for their save of the day!

Porsche owners who buy the fingerprint option, you’re doing it wrong.

I don't think you read the last paragraph nor the corresponding links.

Cadillac can make a fortune if they restart production of the XLR taillights.

Here’s the puppy’s spot:

I’d also like to express, uh, my fondness for that particular actress.

I would love to know the percentage of people with step-siblings who think this genre is hot as compared to the percentage of people without them.

She is a hot redhead, but she is no Penny Pax

No Folgers!

Hopefully the court saves everyone the trouble and just assigns that to him at his upcoming appearance. Or, to simplify things, the airline refunds everyone (in money, please, not, like, vouchers for peanuts on a future flight or some crap like that) and then sues his ass for their outlay.

If anyone wants to know how shit like this happens, I present one of the greatest films of all time:

My jeans didn’t survive, and I’m sitting in a goddamn office. Fuck.

“If you were offended by that joke, please fill out your grievance on the back of a 100 dollar bill and then promptly light it on fire.”