If imagination is required, that means you want someone to work for the answer and, buddy, I don’t know you and I’m not accepting homework assignments. The LS is powerful, breathes better than an 80's NASCAR motor and can be surprisingly fuel efficient on top of being a robust and reliable platform. It’s also compact…

While I’m in complete agreement with Bradley on the price tag, you nailed it on craftsmanship. Nothing looks like a Singer Porsche, but this is steep.

I agree. But the trick is FINDING THAT BUYER.

As Tyler Durden once said, “The stuff you own ends up owning you.”

It was just this week that I learned that Huntsville Alabama has minor league baseball team called the Rocket City Trash Pandas. I could not contain myself to what an AWESOME name that is and their mascot? *chef’s kiss*

That’s up to Torch. I think he enjoys driving it. Maybe it'll be a collectors item. Interesting and rare doesn't make it valuable. 

Jason, unless you car about originality, use sandpaper to shave down your lenses, then polish with increasingly fine abrasives until they’re clean with a uniform haze. Polish with liquid plastic polish until they’re clear and then apply a coat of UV protectant.

When I was three or four, my neighbor had a son who was finishing high school. He’d babysit me from time to time and he gave me he gave me a bunch of hot wheels cars from his collection along with a huge ribbon track. I couldn’t get enough of them and it got me to notice every interesting car on the road.

I did something similar, although I didn’t cover as much grass as Bradley. I have a fence and gate to the left of my garage door where I can pull in another car or two. Behind the fence, I used some railroad ties to create a hard border and laid in some compacted gravel for water permeable parking spots. In front of…

Jeremy Clarkson covered this quite well. A car can definitely be art.

There are so, so many droptops to be had for this kind of money and this Cavalier, while somewhat interesting is, at its heart, a Cavalier. You know - Chevy’s basic transportation that they cranked out by the millions and sold for a reasonable price and are now all basically worthless.

I agree completely. Some people are naturally funny and entertaining to listen to. A well-constructed and well delivered joke can be funny or at least provide some entertaining bemusement for a bunch of bored children. The problem is we weren’t on a bus. We were all tired from an afternoon of hiking. We were hungry…

I did for a bit. And then I clicked the link and was relieved that I didn’t burn up too many glial cells on what some might think to be a dirty trick.

I posted the joke I was told in this thread. A malaprop of a well known maxim is a punchline is better than what that counselor pulled on a bunch of tweens. 

I’m surprised at how easy it was to find. Never bothered to find it before.   https://jokes.one/joke/the-cushmaker

The aristocrats is all about the set up and entertaining the teller of the joke with the reaction of his audience. That would have been WAY better since I was 11 and no functioning adult would dare tell a joke like that to children.

You know those jokes that people like to tell to kids? The ones that have a setup that takes a good ten minutes and the punchline is just a giant let down? The one I was told in the 6th grade still irks me to this day. The camp counselor who told it extended it with useless, unnecessary details and I was bored out of…

Since it appears that I’m first, I would like to submit that this is not how riddles work. By this logic, your name starts with a J and ends with a Y and no one would be able to guess it in a reasonable amount of time. 

I love your work Torch, but I want Fancy Kristen's take on this.

I’m in the same church you are but a different pew. Sirius XM is a service just like cable television. We’ve used it and enjoyed it on long road trips, but the monthly subscription was ridiculous. It was only after we canceled that subscription that they came back to us begging for us to subscribe again at $5 a month…