Porsche 930. Turbo lag with tons of torque and a rear engine. The car doesn’t oversteer when you lift off - it pirouettes.

Would be nice if that were the way, but Internet access costs money and when you put bandwidth out there for public consumption, it gets taken. You like streaming movies? Good luck doing that in your apartment with dozens of other users nearby doing the same thing on your network.

A store loaded to the gills with closed circuit cameras? No. The corporate radio/muzak computer was used by someone in back to get their porn fix.

Oh man. I’ll never forget the 2010 game between Detroit and Chicago.

Here’s what ya missed. http://jalopnik.com/how-not-to-exp…

There is one counterpoint to consider. Alcantara upholstery holds your body better, which means you don’t have to rely as much on side bolsters to keep you in place during heavy cornering. I reupholstered my old torn up cloth Miata seats with leather surrounds and alcantara centers.

Nothing breeds hatred for your fellow man faster than political sanctimony. Jingoistic gas guzzling SUV drivers and liberal jerkoffs who have more time than sense to create such a beautifully laid out note. Also this lady.

You got that right.

If you’re placing anything valuable in your luggage knowing full well that someone else can open the lock, you deserve to lose said valuables. The TSA has proven to be less than trustworthy with your personal items anyway. Just Google “TSA theft” for resources. Even if it’s just a few bad actors, why take the risk?

Ditto. At least he has his an interesting essay to submit with his college applications.

Some people have no shame. This is one of those stories where I wish it was possible for the victims of this behavior to sue the perpetrators for time off their life. Everyone else on that ride got a little bit murdered with a selfie stick. All that time wasted and the victims never get it back. This should also apply…

Reminds me of the anti-lag in WRC cars.

Great reference. One of my favorite episodes.

“Life is complicated” came off a bit glib. I retract my reply. But do have a great weekend.

Thanks dude. You’ll note I opened with a one word question. Your answer was helpful. Have a great holiday weekend being an utter and complete tool with your friends and family, assuming you’re still welcome company.

BMW? I know the blue and white roundel is supposed to represent a propeller against a blue sky. But I think they just made engines for other air frames.

I threw darts in a league in college and our home bar had a jukebox. They have a button behind the bar to bump songs that people find annoying or, in this case, intentionally repetitive. There was one girl who insisted on playing Peter, Paul and Mary’s “Puff the Magic Dragon.” She’d put in her money, the patrons would…

Watch the video again. Tony Stewart was in a power slide at the time, which makes avoiding anyone walking on the track impossible. The only person responsible for Kevin Ward’s death is Kevin Ward. Ward was angry, pumped full of adrenaline from racing and forgot where he was. I don’t know anything about these two guys,…

Must’ve watched this guy and thought he could pull off the same feat. http://jalopnik.com/watch-this-guy…

While it’s fun to lower (or raise?) the discourse to the ultimate ridiculosity, it is possible the Aston owner is also a huge dick. This does not justify such vandalism, but explains the passive-aggressive crime that is car-keying. These crimes can be random, but it’s possible the Aston owner is also a huge dick.…