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Second bowl is better. What is he talking about?

I’m embarrassed to say that when I saw the title of the article my first thought was “Why replace her with a man?” Stupid subconscious ingrained prejudices.

if you’re going by the book, you’re not supposed to wear it as a swimsuit or underwear or tshirt or anything else.

they are like Borg , the kollective

I’ve thought about this and realized that it can be both. I believe he thinks his daughter is an exceptional woman (and not just the whole “if she wasn’t my daughter I’d...” bit of effluvia). I believe he encouraged her. Because she’s his. And that alone makes her exceptional by virtue of those yugely great genes. But

In their final moments on earth, these poor girls were fully aware that their own mother was going to blow them away just to spite their father. On his birthday.

“Every baby is a blessing”

#notallotters

This exemplifies the spirit of nom nom nom. I have tears in my eyes.

His expression is one of such, ahem, otter delight.

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

People missing the point will try to point out that she apparently was only using a pistol at the time, so likely not a type of gun that is currently being targeted by gun control advocates. But the real point is the disconnect between the dream—I will use this to protect my family!!!—and the reality—that it is far

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

Sarah Palin, never change.

I don’t think anyone will ever top Affluenza Boy. Not even the Brock Turner the Stanford rapist who got 6 months and only had to serve 3 will ever top Affluenza Boy for White Privilege.

I feel silly but I literally got chills.

John Lewis is a national fucking treasure.

That is probably one of the sickest burns I've ever read.