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What really burns my bra is that this entire family has adopted styles from us “urban” women and all of a sudden it’s chic. Yet when my and my girls were rocking acrylic nails, bamboo knockers and timbs we were referred to as hoodrats. My lips are real!

Yeah I feel like so many people make fun of Amber and Blac but those women are street smart and know exactly what play to make.

I can’t help it, I read that in Tommy Wiseau’s voice

“The bloodline must remain pure!”

Older European lady whose entire life and career have been one long privileged excursion, speaking her truth?

Fuck her for this. Lost fan here. Fuck her to hell dammit!

It is especially fucked when you compare how much work Gillian has done since X-Files ended compared to what David has done. Woman has worked her ass off and deserves to be paid accordingly, for both experience and keeping her name out in front of the public. David was in Californiacation, and that’s about it.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

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This is the season of death and rebirth for Azaleans, as for so many others. However, January is the time that they celebrate the promise of the sacred chlorophyll; that’s their main calendar holiday. It started in ancient times, times so far removed from now that no Azalean can remember them, when the young, dormant

“It would be more useful to compare a one-to-one example, even if hypothetical, as opposed to Gayle’s. The simple truth is that you’re ignoring the broad context of how women are systematically treated with much harsher beauty standards than men and are much more likely to be discriminated against in nearly all areas.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

This dumb fuck is the son of a cuban citizen who obtained political asylum here in the states, you would think of ALL people he would be a bit more sensitive to needs to immigrants. He is the worst kind of human trash, a rat faced hypocrite.

Ethan Couch threw himself a farewell party before he fled the country to avoid going to jail after violating his probation for killing 4 people. This dude doesn’t have “affluenza” - he has “I’mapieceofhumanexcementandamacompletefuckingmoronititis”.

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Just going to say the same thing. It seemed like another Insurgent, Maze Runner, whatever YA blah blah blah.

Well maybe if Obama stopped oppressing them with his skin pigment they’d meet him in the middle and negotiate.

She’s an asshole.

The U.S. Olympic Trolling Judges award your performance a negative 10 points. A novice effort so lazy and unoriginal it doesn’t even rate an eyeroll.