Oooh, do I smell fan fiction? Troymaine Pope, Pope of Troy, Maine
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Works at T-Mobile, drives a 12-year-old BMW, and is known by all of the 17-to-22-year-old women in Fort Lauderdale as a person to avoid.
Bill Buckner, God rest his soul, cringed at that error.
“Did you see the video? That’s my response.”
Where does asphyxiating fit into this equation? Middle Twix? Kit Kat?
Choking and suffocating a person are completely different, like right Twix and left Twix.
I switched to Liberty Mutual because they put a fucking emu in their advertisements. Not because they have a great product and helped me save money
Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…
Change scares my feelings, which, when you have them, are gay.
“I have never thought that thing I said” is pretty impressive by the admittedly already high standard of bullshit to say in insincere apologies.
“not acting in line with the club, who focus on moral values even more than technical values.”
It’s a me, Pedo!
If only all NFL owners had the moral fortitude to just not sign a headhunting sociopath, but let’s be real here. Not like he did something dangerous or distracting like, I dunno, refusing to stand for the national anthem.
* - Before the play-clock hits 15
Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.
When reached for comment, Jon Gruden was too red in the face to respond.
This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.
If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.
Angel Hernandez is wondering why Odell wasn’t ejected.
Assuming Humphrey stopped when Odell used his safe word, this seems like a non-issue.