The break-up sex must have been legendary.

good time to point out that Joe Ricketts is trash

Leading candidate for next manager 

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

The track is scheduled to the Breeders’ Cup world championships in November.

So let me see if I have this straight. Running a marathon in one of the hottest places on earth turned out to be a bad idea. I guess there really wasn't any way for them to see that coming.  

First hint that staging an outdoor marathon in Dubai was a bad idea:

That’s because you collapsed from heat exhaustion within sight of the finish line!

Sounds like perfect weather for a prestigious quadrennial soccer tournament!

Embarrassed to admit that I fumbled on my opening drives all through college.

It really makes you question what is wrong with golf pros that they wouldn’t do everything in their power to make this happen.

Friend, we dared to see our dream, if only for a brief moment. No one can take it from us. Prayers up.

As a Bears fan, I just hope that Kirk Cousins remembers that he is Kirk Cousins this week.

What the fuck is with the shitty tone of this article? This may have been the best opportunity to achieve a life-altering accomplishment, a true dream, and it has been lost in the cruelest way possible. Will a chance like this ever come up again?

Gotta admire the confidence of someone willing to publicly admit to listening to Boomer Esiason’s radio show.

My oldest, who’s almost 2, has twice ran headfirst into walls on purpose.

Wait, wait... Who are these people out there saying Geoff’s a good footballer?

they’re the ones always alleging persecution, being censored, having their way of life taken away from them by liberals, minorities, immigrants, college professors, secondary school teachers, a 16 year old female environmentalist, “socialists,” “communists,” other “ists” etc. Victimology is at the center of modern…

“I still get tweets that say, ‘Geoff’s a good footballer but I hate his politics.’ It hurt me at the beginning, because I was like, ‘This is what people think of me?’ But then I got to the point where I was like: ‘You know what? Screw it.’ These people don’t really know me.”

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people.