No, VAR bad! VAR bad because VAR slow and bad! VAR bad because...

If you tried to port and play CKII to an iPad, the damn thing would melt in your hands into a puddle of glass and silicon and proprietary tech in the first five minutes.

Just finished HZD this week, and all I could think to say at that last scene of his is what I have to imagine Elizabet would have: “Oh, Ted...”

You know, the only thing I love more than sports is the inability to talk about my love of sports with anyone else, so I can’t express enough how glad I am that Spanfeller finally killed that awful comment function on Deadspin.

Good news, Charlie! You don’t have to, because it’s impossible for these animals (political, taxonomic, and, in the case of the nuclear orangutan in the Oval Office, mythological) to ever be happy. They signed away their happiness to the State (which is always a bad deal, given that the State is already constructed to…

They did, but a decent part of the appeal was that they worked together and that you could transfer created players and draft classes from college to the pros, so the idea was that you’d pick up NCAA at the start of summer, play through the career mode and maybe a season or two of franchise, then buy Madden at the end…

L. Jackson,

Was a senior at a CPS school during the 2012 strike. Every fellow student I remember speaking to supported the teachers and their decision, and hoped for a resolution in their favor. We weren’t fans of Karen Lewis, the union head at the time—whose public negotiating tactic came off as unprepared and cavalier (when…

Can’t play Kanter in China.

I thought that they make Philly fans of you and me.

Ideally, you approach tipping your pitches the same way Mr. Pink approaches tipping his waitresses.

Every man under my command owes me one! Hundred! Neo-Nazi! Scalps!

You assume G/O is accessible in China other than by VPN, which strikes me as highly unlikely.

“Way I see it, easiest way for the defense to score is for the other team’s offense to have the ball so we can take it away.”

For real. I stayed one night at an Holiday Inn Express and was ready to get back on the road at 5am, and it had nothing to do with restful sleep or free breakfast.

“Booooo!”

This guy’s definitely drooled on his own food and then accused his server of spitting in it.

I’ve never seen Goodell described so poetically.

That’d be second down.

It’s also for immoral organizations who think they’re amoral organizations and carry themselves like they’re moral organizations! See also: Republican Party, the; Fox News; NRA, the; military industrial complex, the; extra-military organizations; nazis; and PETA.