How are your knees and arms, though? Weak, perhaps spaghetti-like?

Unlikely, given that they already proved they couldn’t even be bothered to properly care for  even one.

Since it can’t be both an error and a homer, because an error on the catch would nullify the hit, I think they just credit the batter with a homer in that situation because the rules call it one.

Braves are up there, too.

Okay, I hear ya, but what if—and just hear me out—they pinky promise that it will never happen again? Maybe then, huh? No? Okay, that’s fair.

Who can say for sure? Speed of play? A line judge’s union? Fear of Skynet?

Yeah, that’s about being coached by your coach or a member of your team, which is why they have to sit in the assigned boxes, some rando whose only known qualification is being able to or knowing someone who’s able to afford front row seats. Otherwise it’s a slippery slope to penalizing someone for hitting an overhand…

Cats and dogs living together?! Mass hysteria!

You sure “Scott” didn’t make the survey?

Wow, Spanfeller sure uses a lot of pseudonyms...

The odds that he’s actually going to change at all have to be next to none, right? I mean, he still has to live in Ohio.

He provided the necessary disclosures to let us know that he, too, had spent too much (any) time in a 35th Street dive bar before and/or after seeing a fireworks show for the low, low cost of $7. Nothing more objective than that.

New console releases have been standardized at $50-$60 since the early 90s. There’s been an increase in the prevalence of special editions and paid DLCs because the cost of making games is far more now than back then, but the upfront cost a consumer pays for a AAA game literally hasn’t changed since Yasiel Puig was…

Seven dollars a ticket! Video games and Sox tickets are the only things known to man to be immune to inflation.

It’s not the USWNT’s fault that they ARE the tougher competition. That’s when you should be paid the most.

Comparing the NBA to FIFA club soccer is apples to oranges. The NBA spends and brings in peanuts compared to what the top soccer teams and leagues do. To take a pair of historically successful, big name franchises that haven’t quite reached the peak recently: the Buss family own the Lakers; Paris-Saint Germain’s…

It would complete his look of “Daddy didn’t buy me this position, he just bought the man who gave it to me”.

Sure, but what DOES the name Gary? If we’re not answering this question, I don’t think we have the right programming.

This brought back fond memories of summer nights watching (the similarly now-defunct) Baseball Tonight, waiting to see just how many Web Gems Tulo’d have by the end of the week. He was the star of that show more than any of its hosts ever were.

It’s actually the right fielder’s responsibility on that play, since he’s out of the play and can start moving in that direction as soon as it’s hit. It might be a shorter distance for the pitcher, but they’re generally slower, have to recover from their pitch, and (most importantly) nearly always turn to watch the…