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9/8/19

You didn’t see it? The THING in the darkness? Lurking, hungering waiting? You had to have seen it! It waits for us all, at the end, I think. There in the darkness as the life drains from us, it uses the games as its way of hurrying us all forward. The snacks, the booze, the anger, it’s all part of its plan! …

9/8/19

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

9/8/19

Axeholes.

9/8/19

“The RunaBrownd. We’ve seen it. We’ve covered it.”

9/8/19

What did we all learn from this fiasco? It’s unclear, but to quote J.K. Simmons’s character in Burn After Reading, “I guess we learned not to do it again.”

9/7/19

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

9/7/19

Having a slow Saturday, Spanfeller?

9/7/19

Erratic behavior, change in personality, impaired judgment, impulse control problems, aggression. I wonder what could have caused all this?

9/7/19

Done and done.

9/7/19

As the author of the moniker, a hyphen in “Bobby Two-Strokes,” please.

9/7/19

I’ll thank you to refer to that man by his proper name of “Handjob Bob” or “Bobby Two Strokes” in the future please.

9/7/19

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

9/6/19

I read that letter in Marianne Williamson’s voice

9/6/19

From: Steven Moran

9/6/19

It’s the ol’ “I’m cancelling my subscription!!1!1!!!” but for the internet age

9/6/19

Your intolerance of my intolerance towards your intolerance about my intolerance makes you a bigot. Checkmate, libtards.

9/6/19

VOTE RTUMP2020

9/6/19

I once again got through the entire post without seeing my father’s name or email address. It’s only a matter of time, though.

9/6/19

Subject: DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN ——AT THE GATES THAT KEEP HELL FROM ONCE AGAIN SEEPING AFTER 70 YEARS OF ACQUIESCENCE INTO OUR EPHEMERAL ETHERIAL…

9/6/19

So I believe a family should be man and wife. That is my belief. What others believe is there right. I also have the freedom to share my belief just as a gay person as the right to share their beliefs. If that makes me a bigot then those gays that are intolerant towards my opinion are also a bigot. Why can’t we have…