Because pandering isn’t just for advertisers and genre reboots?

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Should have been the death penalty. This applies to many different people and institutions.

Well, that’ll teach ‘em.

If they were lost, why didn’t they just fucking follow a stream and go downhill?

How fucking hard is it not to say this stuff? Grown-ass adults on the internet still calling people “faggot,” “retarded,” “autistic,” “or worse. I get it if you’re 13 and still don’t know any better, or you’re in your stupid edgy teenager phase. But you’re not. Grow the fuck up.

If it quacks like a duck... etc.

.......can we ban him for being over the age of 12 and saying “suck my pee-pee” instead? There’s like 100 different words that you could use in that place, ranging from the explicit (“cock”) to the euphemistic (“dong”) to the comedic (“pride and accomplishment”), and you go with the phrasing used by 10 year olds that…

I’ve gotten burned by that tendency of Kinja before as well, so it’s good to come out on top for once.

Are your arms heavy as well?  Is there perhaps vomit on your sweater already - possibly Mom’s spaghetti?

I have similar questions, like “what the hell is ‘fistball?’”

My palms are sweating just watching that roller coaster. No bueno.

Yeah, way to bury the lede, Lauren. What the fuck is Fistball?!?

Fistball?

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I am available to coach the team

Now if he finished the night off with 12 hot dogs, half a dozen cigars and 3 hookers, he'd have equaled the Babe's stats

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.”

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?”

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks.”

I love these interactions

What happens in Las Vegas stays in the Southern Nevada Corrections Center