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Just seeing this, but very excited my favorite band got some DUAN love. 

The Arizona legislature has come to regret hiring Dan Cortese to draft the state’s criminal code in the late ‘90s.

The trick is to injure and cauterize at the same time.

It is cool and good that Buzz Williams is an employee of DA SHARE ZONE

As a Boston fan, I was rooting hard for Ray Bourque to win with the Avs.

I read this in Bill Walton’s voice, and I couldn’t understand a single word of it.

The last Priest show I went to, wear I was doing photography, there was a 20 something year old kid dressed as Zebraman. I ran over and high-fived him and took his picture.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

THE NHL RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REPORT SUCH MISCONDUCT TO APPROPRIATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES.

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

I had been dating this girl for about 2 years and knew it was going south, but i did not want to end it around the holidays because i’m such a great guy. (mistake) Unfortunately i met a new girl about 3 weeks before Christmas and since i had every intention on breaking up with my current girlfriend who was in college

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So, I’m waaaaayyyy late to the ‘Sonic Highways’ party, but I’m finally here. And holy shit, is it remarkable. I got re-acquainted with this band. Here’s a little gem for you:

The email of the week is unclear if he walked into a house with another party going on, or walked into a house, helped himself to some of that family’s pizza, and wandered around wondering when the party was going to start.

Goodell: Two games!

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

West: (stares)

Samer, in the event I ever wanted your two cents, I sure don’t anymore.

That’s a Pats’ fan laying down his life to slow the NFL’s investigative stormtroopers, obviously.

Listen just because we’re horrible doesn’t ALSO mean we’re not the victim of a vast ESPN/NFL conspiracy.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!