Colts’ bolts jolt dolts.

“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

The safest thing you can do is live your life, unashamedly, and stand up for yourself because you are great.

Dammit you beat me to it!

If he comes back, he comes back. If not, we’re good without him.

I think what Goodell is trying to say is that he personally believes that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they…

That’s badass.

Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

I guess Blackhawk fans will be...

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Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

"you have to work like 10 straight nights..you're always dropping your hard earned cash on lozenges for your sore throat, and you rarely get a chance to really show some talent"

Not a surprise, considering they were all likely won before he was born.

1) Personal preference and all that, but I really don't like rye in my IPAs, but I think it can be great in stouts and porters.

Nitrogenated beers always rounds out the rough edges, not that Old Chub needs rounding out. This is a case where nitro works really well with the beer. There are some nitro IPA's that don't quite work for me but are an easy way to introduce your Guinness diehards to something with some hops.

Could you do a "Best Light American Craft Beer" list that explicitly excludes the hyper-hopped shit our smaller breweries keep churning out? I enjoy a lighter beer, but the hops make me terribly fucking gassy and Mrs. Merkin does not appreciate the 5am dutch-oven sessions any longer.

I ranked Scrimshaw 1st among like 25 American pilsners, I adore it, but since it's a lower-profile style it's not always fresh enough in Boston. I like Lagunitas overall but the Daytime's run-of-the-mill among the new session IPAs, I prefer Founder's and Stone (and my local Notch Left of the Dial).

I think we are all grateful he doesn't play for the Pooptons.