I was trying to figure out how to express how I feel about this whole thing and your post summed it up perfectly.

I can’t wait to see what her hair and makeup looks like when she hits the talk show circuit. Will she double down or dial it back?

This is the most complete and accurate post I have ever read.

Agreed.

That second point, ya dig. Like, how fascinating that only white people can truly “transcend” their race. All the rest of us with forever be a collection of visual markers and cultural clues to our REAL identity. Othered to the gawt-damb end.

YES! I said this too. This is the ULTIMATE proclamation of white privilege, and that is why it is SO outrageous to me.

Zine? Chloe Sevigny? Everything about this article made me feel like it was 1999. All my wrinkles were gone, I felt 20 lbs lighter, and I looked over at my son and all I saw was an ovum. (I also felt really hung over and was worried I about how I was going to pay my rent).

She’s like a James Franco you can’t laugh at for some reason.

Because she’s art school given human form.

Why does she constantly make me want to kick her in the shin?

There might be an interesting scientific reason for this. Dogs are able to detect flicker rates on TVs at higher values than humans. So things that look "real" to us can easily seem like just a series of images to them. However, sports are now being recorded and broadcast with higher frame rates, and the refresh rate…