I got an IUD. After years of therapy because I had severe depression and panic attacks, lo and behold, that all cleared right up as soon as I quit the pill! IUDs are much more common in Europe, I’m not sure why American women are not into them. I’m assuming it’s because doctors are pressured to prescribe medications…

Happy Birthday! Thanks for the laugh!

maybe girls would f*** them if they didn’t hate women so much? just saying.

I am the Snow White type; I love animals more than people. Not one, but two different boyfriends decided it would be a good idea to give me rodents as a gift. Rodents. RODENTS ARE NOT A GIFT, PEOPLE. They are not a gift, they are a menace. After the second set of rodents (mice) had babies, and then ATE THE BABIES I…

“Bye Bitch!” is my favorite. Here’s to many more!

These descriptions read like Playboy or Hustler magazine letters. ick.

I wish there was something on Amazon or Goodreads that let you see reviews of writers based on pretentiousness. I propose a pretentiousness rating system.

IMAX is totally worth it for this. The imagery and color is soooo amazing. Not to mention you can see every seam of those incredible costumes!

I have never understood this passive aggressive way of communication. My friend asks her husband to do something, then says, “you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to” and (surprise) he doesn’t do it, and then she’s pissed that he didn’t do it, and I get to hear all about that...just say what you mean, people.…

I think HUMAN is the word you’re searching for. Seriously, this picture is positively reptilian. Cue reptilian conspiracy theories!

They just talked about covered wagons and preparedness at church. When I helped at the Bishop’s storehouse, I thought of it as self reliance, not doomsday scenarios. I have also totes bragged about canning to non-Mormons before. Ha!

When will they do XII?! I want my Vieras!