PLEASE PICK SARAH AS YOUR RUNNING MATE DONALD!!!!!

Brady lent his name to Donald Trump’s smoldering dumpster fire of a campaign, so I’m glad he got hit 20 times and isn’t going to the Super Bowl. I like my football free of distractions like religion and politics. I know most NFL quarterbacks are right-wing nutjobs; I just don’t want to be reminded of that.

She may have thought you were Emmitt Smith....

Theorizing why we don’t encounter extraterrestrial life based on what we KNOW about how life evolved here, and what we can OBSERVE in the known universe is slightly different than ASSUMING a very specific scenario where everything was created by some supreme being where there’s ZERO visual evidence but it says so in a…

They call it quantum mechanics. Everybody else calls it nonsense.

GOP needs to be called the F*CK out.

It was a frowny face :(

This is how I do my college bowl pick’em each year. Obviously I never win.

Mint flavoring belongs in one thing: mints. Mint cookies, mint liquors, mint milk, mint ice cream, mint chocolates are all garbage. I don’t want my cookies to taste like damn Certs, thank you very little.

Dear websites of the world: Quit with the podcasts. No one likes them. You’re not cool.

DONG DONG

“He should have kicked it further to the right”-Scott Norwood

If there were rapes they would have been all over the news and the GOP would have been all over it. They spent 8 years and billions of our tax dollars and the best they could do is he got a blowjob from an intern. You seriously believe rapes actually happened?

Could we have an actual discussion, maybe? Wouldn’t it be more helpful to explain to people who might not understand how this is not an appropriate way to draw attention to a worthy topic? Instead of mocking and condemning dogmatically, could we explore the ways that this cause could be better served, and educate one…

BLACKOLIVESMATTER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Here is the Belichick trick play:

“No one deserves to go through what they have gone through, even though they put themselves in harm’s way.”

Nothing says “putting your life on the line” like getting a pap smear.