#stuffpeoplewithbrainslike

Man, you really do know how to stick with a sinking ship, then... The GOP hasn’t been non-batshitcrazy since the 1990s, and probably before then as well. The one thing they had going for them was fiscal conservatism, which used to mean “spend less than you take in”. Unfortunately that now translates loosely into “tax…

Okay, I didn’t want to say anything... I mean I did, but... WTF?? Why are Republican politicians so frequently and horribly obtuse on issues like this? Do they even care to understand what they are talking about, or do they just say random crap that they think their constituency wants to hear? And... like... are they…

I’ve never agreed with a candidate as much as I agree with Bernie Sanders. #feelthebern

Pretty sure the right-wingers on here are just annoyed at being reminded how fucking stupid their politicians are....

Sure, the brain is not a computer. But the brain is a machine and one day, we’ll reverse engineer all the essential details and duplicate it. It’s not magic.

As a software engineer, I’ve always thought of these AI overlord predictions completely idiotic. But I’m glad someone credible speaks up.

I bet no one was actually allowed to even eat the cake...”TAKE A BITE FOR THE PICTURE BUT SPIT IT OUT IMMEDIATELY. NO SWALLOWING.”

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

Am I a bad person for taking almost as much joy in the pee-pants tantrums the Conservatives are throwing over the ruling as in the ruling itself?

I think the message she’s trying to send is. Me!!

my tears of shame and regret have always worked for me

Better minds disagree with you.

You can't relax in your new house 30 minutes after you've unpacked the moving truck. Your couches are facing a tv that you haven't hooked up, and the cable guy isn't coming until next week. Everything you own is still in boxes, and you probably don't know which box has the thing you want right now. Your wife isn't…

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?

The writing is ... cringeworthy.

Even if they weren't discussing tamed raptors and genetically modified dinosaurs it's just horribly written. He's a douche and she's a mitten.

Wow, this looks terrible.

The Eat the Ball site has "3D Shape!" as a descriptive term.

I think Groundhog Day's a much better movie than Back to the Future—Future is good, but Groundhog Day's just kind of brilliant, though I suppose Future is much more about the effects of time travel instead of Groundhog's repeat-day motif, which is basically a plot device. Still, it's brilliant.

That said, I kept…