The game made me feel a bit better about the Browns. Freeman is no Weeden!

I had such hope when Hoyer was playing. "What is this strange football emotion I'm feeling?" I thought. I'm surprised Weeden doesn't get called for intentional grounding on every pass play — there's never a receiver in the area.

I DVR NFL games and sometimes watch plays in slow-mo on first view. It makes plays more interesting and exciting, but I don't have the patience to watch a whole game this way.

I think this is the key — Weeden panics and freezes. Ugh, I was so happy we finally had a qb who could throw the ball in the general area of a receiver. My hope begins again to fade.

Dear Browns, Please trade me too.

This is for anthropologists of the future: We played Smear the Queer during recess in 1961. Around this time, a priest announced over the school intercom that we should not be using the word Queer.

I read "The Boston Bombers" and thought it was just another sports team I didn't care about. Roller derby, maybe?

Regarding the no-nose guy, how did he smell?

A dreadful crime, sure, but what is the charge of "terroristic threats"? It sounds like one of those laws they have on the books just to intimidate the accused or increase prison profits.