For those who were wondering, a “Jersey Wall” is when a bunch of spray tanned Italian women in the club surround their friend to protect her from an Ed Hardy-wearing bro trying to roofie her Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

It’s almost as if people die all the time every year...

You and I both know what “pass as game day” means. Don’t play coy. If you really believe the words you typed, then trade me some $20 bills for some ones that’ll “pass as” real ones.

I am willing to venture that this whole practice is beyond rampant and that Eli is simply the first to get “caught”.

“Are these the bs ones Eli asked you to make up because he didn’t want to give up the real stuff?”

More bad press for the family, Tennessee lawsuit, Peyton PED’s and Budweiser shout out. Not as virtuous as they pretend to be.

Since Eli Manning is a bazillionaire and is small-time scamming people with fake memorabilia i would say yes, it is an indictment of his character.

I am starting the think the Manning family is not as pleasant and perfect as they seem....

The indictment of Eli’s character is that he’s willing to defraud people for an extra $400-500. When you say something is “game-used” to ramp up the sale value, but the item isn’t actually “game-used”, you are intentionally deceiving people for monetary gain.

Yes, it is at least to some small degree a real indictment of his character that he’s so petty and cheap that he asks people to make fake memorabilia to sell because he doesn’t want the people paying for his game-used helmets to actually get his game-used helmets because he wants to keep them for himself. If he…

That’s what is so fucked up about what Eli did. Dude is the current Mr. Ironman at quarterback. He’s got more game-used helmets than Ron Jeremy.

Maybe Eli phrased it like that to distinguish from the bicycle helmets he wears in day-to-day life.

a stack of player surveys

Thats strange because the poll results showed no indication that this was happening.

$47?!?!?!?!?!?! No shit you won it.

OK, I’ll get this going — Weirdest thing you ever drunk-bought on EBAY?

How much time do you think the ebay user who praised Ortega’s use of “Merry Christmas” will spend trying to edit their feedback now that they know Ortega’s Mexican?

I am against calling them bullet trains. I prefer wizard trains.

Fan1: “Whose ATV is that?”

Surely* you’ve already seen this, but the comments below Gizmodo’s coverage of this incident are similarly flabbergasting and demoralizing. To paraphrase many, “The corporation can do what it wants because its policies say it can” and “These are cops, so you have no legal protection. Comply or get your head smashed…