Unless you keep taking them.

PEDs will break down your body at 40 when you take them throughout your 20's & 30s

The professional league in Greece will just have to wait another year.

When you think about the nasty dirty old lady vaginas they would have to look at / smell in sure they are all pretty fucked up.

you forgot to mix in some all caps and spelling errors.

Too soon.

This could totally blow up the memorabilia industry. Think of all the overpriced shit Steiner Sports and others sells / has sold that is said to be authentic, game worn etc. This calls into question everything. Eli likely isn’t the only one doing this sort of thing. My guess is the equipment guys on all teams get…

 Mike Francesa sports cards

So half of your son caused the loss too

PEDs no doubt

Unless we play hoops or football for the Jayhawks

I’m pretty sure he’s a Marlboro Red guy.

Until we as fans stop paying, all teams & leagues will charge whatever they want for a ticket/beer/etc and do whatever they want. Don’t blame the teams. Blame ourselves as fans. Stop spending $500 (or more) to take your family of 4 to a game then.

That’s the joke

Espn’s sideline reporter said that the fan just yelled “you suck” - would he really go that nuts over something as standard as that?

Way to grab the low hanging berries

Does anyone know if the Ivy League offers scholarships?????

You called it! Taking a leave of absence! I came back here to comment bc I remember reading your prediction.

Holy trailer park titties at 1:27

His best man will be Levis Beard