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Hey genius, where do you think all the materials for your gadgets and their batteries come from? How do you think they are delivered to you? Go polish your iPhone case and quit shitting-up our threads.

No, the rod goes IN the clevis. You provided half of a good example. In the case of the Boss, the rod was attached to the outside of the clevis fork, instead of inside. So, the pin went from double-shear, to single-shear and it failed. After it failed, because it had been pinned outside the clevis fork, the rod fell…

Jump to 7:35 for some pure pu**y. Extra clean and only $4999.

Look, obviously this so they can make a little money to help pay for the F-50 they wrecked. You know, mow some lawns to pay dad back. Anyway, what is a car to the Feds? Isn't it just a chassis? It sucks, but why can't these guys strip their car and surrender the chassis? Aren't the wheels found on other Nissans? Are…

And to show you how effective this is, we will tell you the story of how a deadly standoff was ended with a sniper. Oh.

Wait, no report on the response from the Australian government? The boys spent 30 seconds insulting Mexicans and 30 minutes insulting Australians. There was a response, wasn't there? Well, wasn't there? No? Oh dear, that doesn't look good.

SOUNDS better in real life, too! Oh, wait.

The South? South where? I just got back from New Zealand (North Island, mind you) and saw this. Yes, it had the flag on top, too.

@Baby Benz is a good DD: Your photo isn't from Fandango. Off topic: Do you like that film? Because I thought I was the only one. In fact, I don't just like it, I love it.

Lovely Lotus louvers lead lunatic luddite to lose lots of lire.

This is Judge Murille, Robo-Jonny, and myself clowning around with my team at the last LeMons race. For the first time in three races, I got black-flagged for passing under yellow. I came-in to see the judge and my brain was so boiled (God, it was hot that day), I couldn't figure-out how to take-off my helmet. Instead…

James Bond.

Now, I ain't sayin' I'm an expert on these cars, but...wait, yes I am. So, let's run down some stuff:

@OMGItsWeasel: That's Judge "Robo-Jonny." It's an effigy of Jonny Lieberman, made out of Audi parts. The rusty feet are RS6 rotors. Check Murilee's other event articles for more photos.

@OMGItsWeasel: That's Judge "Robo-Jonny." It's an effigy of Jonny Lieberman, made out of Audi parts. The rusty feet are RS6 rotors. Check Murilee's other event articles for more photos.

@komododave: Yes.

Sorry. Here it is:

A buddy of mine is a Chevy Man™ and he has raced many a Monza. Here is one of his cars at the Paris, Texas Rally. Dig around the url to find lots of Monza racing stories and photos.

Yo, Rocky Balboa gives his first class seal of approval. You know?