@theSubieMan: It's a (free) desktop mod called Rainmeter. Check Gizmodo or Lifehacker for some of the cool stuff people do with it.

@PotbellyJoe - wants to build a little turtle fence around his soul:

@jdegraff57z: The original is a 1600 x 1071 image found right here on ol' Jalopnik. I p-chopped the (b&w + red) effect, which I usually don't like, but I wanted to calm down the image, for use as my desktop wallpaper. A patient artist might also pop those white track markings, but...I'm lazy. Here is the link to the…

Had this one up since LeMans.

@Jackie: Psst, that's not Robbie. That's just...Robot. Oh crap, he's looking at you.

He almost had the appliance right, but phonograph would have been better. Archaic, old-tech, cumbersome, fragile, and with no hope of portability in our go-go digital world, the old-fashioned record-player seems like it's ready to be taken behind the shed and put down for good. Except, hold on...when everything is…

If you are going to bother to fight something in court:

I thought the latest fix was to replace the nut behind the wheel.

Speed holes in our new LeMons? CHECK. For the record, those are the axe holes from when the firefighter put the engine fire out.

There is no such ting as too many vents? Agreed. This car is nothing BUT vents.

The employees who stole those wheels shouldn't have used Audi factory jacks:

Aw man, we're retards, losers, and fails. C'mon commenters - the world is watching.

@Jones Foyer: Dude, you just aren't EXTREME enough!

@900pilot: And I'm thinking of starting on the crazy pills to, you know, make me more bearable at parties. Anyway, I'll try to keep up with the news better, in order to enhance my humor and word-play receptivity. Cheers.

@900pilot: Well, 87CapriceEstate treats them as synonomous (and based on his statement, I'm guessing others do, as well). I think I made it clear that I was confused and your explanation that "junk shot" was a BP solution attempt helped clear that up. I'm not sure why my confusion upset you so much. Maybe lay off the…

@87CapriceEstate: That was my complaint. Money shot is the shot that earns you money, so that's different. It can be applied to all sorts of things. I'm saying the other two shouldn't be synonymous, because they mean "the shot of ______." That's nonsensical. Cum means one thing, junk means another. Somebody tell the…

What's a junk shot? Is that correct? Is this what they used to call a money shot? If so, I don't think junk means what you think it means. Linguist geeks over here, please. Let's discuss.

@zeeboid: Well, you say you hate VPE, until one day when the engineers decide to power stuff hydraulically with a special mineral oil that's as rare and expensive as unicorn tears. Unfortunatley, it turns out this miracle elixir eats seals and hoses, so the system perpetually leaks. At least when a vaccuum system…

Quicker, not faster. But yeah, I like bikes, too, and I understand that passion. Godspeed in all of your endeavors. I have enjoyed your writing and reportage. Cheers.

And here is one being driven by a psycho in the film Mahogany. Also features some Diana Ross Mega-Acting. Car first appears at :32. Car dies at 3:21.