Whew. Glad you knew what I meant :D

It’s been a few years since my last physics class. For a couple seconds, I thought we were about to throw down.

Sorry, I overreacted when I saw everything on the front subframe. Apparently I could not read.

Hey hey hey no need to start calling people names. It all gets a little derivative after all. 

It’s rear-wheel drive or all-wheel drive!

^exactly. There’s plenty of acceleration, but not enough rate of change of acceleration. Jerk.

I understand that this is the future of cars. But I just can’t find it in me to care. That it’s faster to 60mph than a Lamborghini Countach and nobody cares makes it even worse somehow. We’ve been spoiled and desensitized by all this drama-less speed. New cars are just too good.

I run good lights and sometimes multiple rears. The scariest block of time is between 1am and 2:30am. After that there’s usually very little traffic on the road. Otherwise I stay as far to the right as possible, respect the car’s space, and keep my head on a swivel, in return I find most drivers respect my space as…

Wow, that’s awesome. I went from calling you a liar to being enamored by your dedication... that doesn’t happen often lol.

Hahaha. yeah some of my rides our out there, people usually have to double take on the shit i do. I used to compete in norcal. state champ for time trial back in 2018, and i finished 10th and 11th at nationals for road race and criterium. that was enough bike racing for me... watched too many crashes, the type of…

I guess I stand corrected.

You’re an insane person. Seriously impressive.

there are a ton of liars, out there, but i promise you, im just crazy. there’s a difference.

Here are my rides and my stats.

https://www.strava.com/activities/1562834076

Absolutely lying his ass off. Its 151 miles, assuming he goes that route. The standard route is something like 240 miles. If we account for small breaks, it’s still going to take him a full day of riding, at minimum.

I don’t believe you.

Those rims look like they came from a Lego Technic set. I’m not complaining.

Easy fix, just blast this on repeat:

Forget the pickup, give me the (also probably vaporware) Alpha JAX!