Does that replace my Netscaper thingy?

i love this :D I keep thinking of the actual baby baby queers growing up who now have some awesome representation that caters directly to them :)

Jezebel is horribly wasting a chunk of their salary cap on this D-league troll whose only “talent” is trying to shit on things that no one else ever seems to find any issue with.

Yeah, I watched the whole thing waiting for some kind of big tonal fuckup. It’s not her greatest performance, but it’s certainly not worthy of an entire article’s worth of ire (no matter how satirical it’s meant to be)?

Uhg, eat shit Joan. Lets see you sing better.

Dude! That doesn’t sound like getting off light to me! You can’t work, plus the $250, that sounds like a pretty dramatic punishment for the crime. 

One time, back when I was a cop, I stopped this crime ring that was boosting DVD players and car stereos. Long story short, I wound up JOINING the group family and traveling the world committing/stopping crimes. Then I had a kid and they stopped inviting me to the jobs. Kids ruin everything.

Want to make sense of it, remember this quote: “A leftist (different from a liberal) needs crisis like a fish needs water”. Now look around you, who controls the New York media machine? Who’s behind the conflicting messages that its skin tone not the character of a person that matters? (contrary to the long accepted…

Good grief. People hate Trump for what he did for his 4 years, and think he’s the cause of everyone’s problems, but then you all go and elect a guy who’s been in govt for 47 years with essentially zero accomplishments and whose accepted bribes for peddling influence. So stupid. I mean, if you’re going to completely…

(a little too) ambitious predictions for 2021:

Herby? I have Jingle Bells, G13 and Purple Urkle.

And every wrong diagnosis adds up. I had a recent hospital visit where the doctor asked if I was a doctor or nurse because of how precisely I described what was wrong, but also what wasn’t wrong and symptoms I didn’t have. I’m not, but that was my 3rd visit to some kind of urgent care, doctor’s appointment, etc. and I…

How many are convertibles with 470hp in that range?

I’ve loved the towel joke forever, and I’ve never thought of the towel on head angle. I think it’s funny that Homer is announcing how unprofessional he is for absolutely no reason. To me, it’s less funny for him to reference an obscure image of a woman with a towel on her head. That’s somehow _more_ random than him…

I think one big difference between pre- and post-internet world is pop culture used to be how you’d find out these little factoids.. Like, you’d watch the Simpsons and there would be references you didn’t get at the time but they’d register as funny and later on what they meant would be revealed. I think The Simpsons…

I imagine in, say, 20 years, so many time-specific references (e.g. the image of a woman with a towel wrapped around her head rushing to pick up a call on a landline telephone) will be so far out of the repertoire of the average human being that the internet will be abuzz with people poking and turning over every…

Ryan’s a different breed of celeb we haven’t seen before, he’ll likely earn $1billion before 15. I cant explain it but kids all love watching him and his family play. My kid's JK teacher played a clip of him in virtual class a few days ago and all the kids were like “Ryan!”

$25.5 million made through his Ryan’s World YouTube channel, Kaji brought in “a further estimated $200m from Ryan’s World branded toys and clothing

“Does it seem to you like this span is too important a crossing to be in private ownership? Because it always has to me!”

your story seems to completely validate the premise of the article that the police are bad at deciding who and when to stop?