OK, I sit corrected. And in the full upright and locked position. ;)

Seriously, we’d be so much better off if the entirety of the WH press corps was replaced by the Parkland kids.

No shit. That was a fact I even had on the tip of my tongue. Those WH reporters are fucking useless.

Nobody in the goddamned room will challenge anything they say because they don’t want to be sent to their rooms like a pouty teenager.

$25k you say?

Fire your editor. You have three extraneous words on the end of that headline.

Sprinkler Heads have been defending his passes for years, nice to see them improve against the run.

Got to say I think the men’s basketball team not accepting the silver medals and turning down the shared gold is a very bad look. Roy Jones Jr. was the victim of one of the worst robberies in all of boxing history (not just Olympic boxing) and he handled himself with a lot more composure. It’s been 46 years, you can…

as she hits the word “free” you can see the national anthem go back and to the left

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

This is one race I literally cheer for every other athlete, except Jacobellis. It’s been 12 years, and it still doesn’t matter how many conversations she has with her new “mental coach” or how many x-games she wins. The reason the world will not let 2006 go, is because the same pride and ego that grabbed that board…

*BPD waits for November and Native American Heritage Month*

There’s no vaccine for affluenza.

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!

“a black mother whose child forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer”

I look forward to the plethora of stars for this simple but effective comment.

Me too.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.