In all fairness, many of these statements were not made by Pelosi. They came from the insurance lobby ventriloquist with his hand shoved up her ass.

That’s just his tie he’s tripping over.

I say, lets test that theory... Two Scoops Jr. Go get a hat and head to Chicago...

*gets popcorn*

The Blue Klux Klan.

Police departments don’t work with right-wing terrorist groups.

Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work, and then get elected and prove it

they kinda did.

She really is the fly in the ointment for here.

He’s so obviously (and sadly) picking a bunch of shit to pretend to be good at that Donnie could not possibly fucking care less about. Dada Trump wouldnt climb a fuckin’ mountain if there was a bucket of Ivankas pussy waiting for him at the top.

She probably cakes on the foundation because she also has a Trumpian approach to drug use. 

+1 Sarah

Hey, you know what, though? At least she owned it and was like, “come at me bro!” (over tea). She could’ve easily strung him along and kept the tweet beef going, but was just like, “you can meet me for tea” and put him in a tough spot. She is awesome.

It’s sometimes important to stop and remind ourselves that, as much as the institutional Democratic Party is still haunted by the ghost of Walter Mondale and the drubbing they took in the ‘84 election, we have dragged the party a long way in the right direction over the last 20 years. It doesn’t feel like it at times,…

Socialists and conservatives say a lot of the same things but with completely different tone. The whole point of dirty liberals is that they are as anti-worker and pro-capitalist but mask the horrors that they are party to by saying nice things about black people. The dirty liberal offers nothing to the worker. Even…

Give this squirrel a job, deadspin. 👊

Air traffic controllers not turning up in Atlanta during the run-up to Super Bowl weekend would end it.

I prefer to call him an anchor baby.  That really angers Texans.

Hey Texas, that’s what happens when you elect a Canadian.