Gingerbread men/women/people are pretty much all gender neutral unless you’re making some anatomically correct cookies

The climate will be so fucked by the time they have any health problems they’ll be screwed anyway, let them have this.

“Have you ever seen a grown VP naked?”

By all means, then, Mr. VP.

Which is why he cracked 4% in 11 different quarters? And inherited those wars from the previous admin? Must be nice getting to make up your own facts is it?

I had sympathy for Melania on my first knowledge of her. After all, she had not petioned for any of this ridiculousness. But, as her hair shielded her face and she stood behind her impossibly-wide husband, I realized that she was as guilty as anyone. Perhaps even moreso, as she had adopted his habit of lashing out at…

Look, the Fox News demographic likes to look FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:fwd:FWD, not backward.

Whatever, man. Yeah, that’s what I want my leaders to LOOK like, but this is not what I want them to act like. So what if they look like a spilled pack of skittles if they act like the spoiled milk pictured above them. Give me more AOCs, putting the screws (but supportively!) to Pelosi and this bullshit establishment.

This is exactly the sort of 90s era New Democrat thinking that we need to leave behind with Pelosi. It doesn’t matter how many taxes democrats cut, they’re always going to be the party of raising taxes. Lean all the way into it and talk about the benefits people are going to get from those taxes. Stop trying to meet…

“God ain’t real, Son.”

White Jesus wrote the Constitution.

You’re absolutely right on the whole “but which commandments we talkin’ bout?” aspect.

Also a lot of the fault lines go directly through families - something that was less true during Civil War 1.0. I think you'd be hard pressed to find enough Americans willing to commit violence against their own families or willing to be separated from them by a national border suddenly. 

This is just a distraction and waste of time and money and attempt to get money from people.

America: This whole thing is stupid.

Goes right along with the seriousness of this endeavor.