Devil’s advocate...

Whoa. Blast from the past. Sorry you missed the joke.

I was going to take issue with that turn of phrase, but I guess it is possible to have a scrotum and no balls.

Joke’s on them. They can’t make me love her any more.

...with trapper hats for headgear.

Or any other woman in the room. Might as well double down on the awkward.

I’m not saying Freddy Krueger is a Muslim Kenyan communist, I’m just saying, until he presents his birth certificate, you better sleep with one eye open.

Holy shit is that depressing. I mean, it’s exactly what we already know, GOP-ers are all in lockstep and Dems are more, uh, squishy, but to see it all laid out... Oof.

Couple things.

Ooh, I like where you're going with this...

And sometimes it's a Tesla brand autonomous vehicle.

It’s innovation.

Especially this fucker. I can take a pretty solid guess at his motives for signing up in the first place, and it ain't to pay for college.

Can we be friends?

Sadly, the NRA doesn’t need a GoFundMe.

Can we seriously make this happen?

As disheartening as it is to read the news any more, and as hopeless as it feels being a progressive nowadays, this is a nice reminder that even if it takes a long time (an embarrassingly long fucking time, in this case!), we will make progress. Every shitty thing that the GOP does today will at some point be reversed…

Big Tobacco is stoked that so many adult smokers have switched to a much more convenient, less stigmatized, less smelly alternative, I have no doubt.

Looks like we picked the wrong generation to quit sniffing glue.

Even money she’s got a better jumper than Josh Jackson. And don’t bring up the age thing, cuz I don’t wanna have to go there with my boy J-Cross.