Fuck the Party.

And not a single callus. I bet it’s really hard to give a firm, alpha male. It's gotta make him so insecure.

Huh. Surprised you'd be so critical of a cat.

I hate all of that, but I think you’re right that Republicans believe that Democrats would do that, because that’s what Republicans themselves would do. And I think it’s important we understand where their particular psychosis, so thanks for vomiting that onto the keyboard.

Not as badly as Charlotte!

To take our women and jobs? No, that's the Mexicans. That's right, the Canadians want to make us communists.

But wut about mah freedumz?

Yeah, right? Why would a Canadian want to come to the narc-ass US?

I suggest you get hip to your own advice, man.

Not enough. If he had, Australia would be the 51st state by now.

Zero curls is the correct answer. Engage multiple muscle groups or gtfo of the gym. That guy might as well be pounding beers at the bar. Which, whatever, but don’t do a couple sets of standing curls and act all hard, ya dork.

The revolution?

Man, the world would be such a better place if there were more of you and less of them.

Yeah, it’s easy to forget there’s no direct correlation between danger and public handjees.

Yeah, I was wondering myself how that sounded when slurred.

The only thing that can stop us throwing stones is a good guy with a stone.

I’ve been trying screwdrivers, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

And then, after we tie them and her together, a river to throw the whole mess into?

But what about these violent video games, amirite?