Really committed to that democratic socialism.

We’re all just temporarily embarrassed Robert Krafts.

Yep. Worst part is, it’ll work. He’ll lose approximately zero supporters over this.

I assume "no minorities" was implied. 

Tim, did you not not do Andy Reid coming into the locker room as the Kool-Aid man?

Here’s the thing... He’s a King.

I think its fucking fantastic. We have no need for any of those hypothetical humans. We frankly have too many as it is.

What a graceful response to a shitty situation. And this: “I hope everyone gets a good look at my face, because I’m coming to your door.” So, so good. We need more Bynums.

What does that mean about edibles? I’ve got a long-ass international flight coming up, and if I cant get a little out of my mind I'm gonna lose it completely.

Man, I’m a smoker, and that sounds terrible.

No! Not ISIS in space! I said SPACE ISIS!

Sure it was on a tee, but you drove the shit out of that.

Who is Space ISIS in this scenario?

The joy is in the journey, man. This is going to be some beautiful, brilliant basketball.

You can only fit so many in a firmament.

Yeah, my dreams dont make a whole lot of sense, either.

No. Fuck you.

Holy shit. My first thought was damn, that makes me feel better about myself! And then I remembered that just means it will be that much longer til his much belated demise.

No, this is the Department of Re-education through Labor.

But that’s why were going to build a big, beautiful military, and have tremendous military parades like they do in other countries. When the terrorists see how big and strong our military is, with all our new nuke-u-lar bombs, they all never want to mess with us.