But that’s why were going to build a big, beautiful military, and have tremendous military parades like they do in other countries. When the terrorists see how big and strong our military is, with all our new nuke-u-lar bombs, they all never want to mess with us.

Yeah, libtard. He told those on his left to go to hell. And then he told those on the right, “Way to go with all the intolerance and gun-fellatio! Super pious and freedomy! [Daps]”

“For use in cats and subhuman primates only.” So, animals, like immigrants and libruls. I don’t see the problem here. /s

Is Republican, da?

When reached for comment, Andrew’s wife stated, “That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.”

Right? He can dress it up however he wants, but the end result is breaking up the monolith that is Blue State California. How do you think any of these people would react if similar was proposed for Texas? I mean, fuck ‘em, we’re gonna take it anyway, but you can bet they’d be all “DURR, COME AN’ TAKE IT.” All in good…

It should smell like cautery from 15 vasectomies.

Bulls and Pistons would like a word.

Bot, that sure sounds better than “got swept right the fuck out of the Finals by KD again.” 

Certainly has a whiff of hyperbole, right? Especially since we’re taking LeBron at his word of “basically broken” and have seen no MRIs. Sure feels like grasping at some heroic narrative rather than the fact that he just got his ass swept out of the Finals by his nemeses.

Oh man, the decimal. Subtle, yet strong.

Nah, he is. You’re right. Wouldn’t argue otherwise. I recognize my irrational sports bias, but you should also see beyond your stan-dom that he’s kind of an entitled douche. Then again, when people start calling you King James in your mid teens, it’s not all your fault when you think the world revolves around you.

Damn, dude. Let’s go!

Pretty sure that was secondary to the brand, as is the case with all things LeBron.

These are the heroes we fallate at every sporting event, that we treat like royalty at airports, that we afford benefits that are not available for commensurate service in peaceful pursuits. These are the heroes who knowingly enlist to kill people who look or pray differently than them. Fuck these guys.

Nice! Have at it, friend. I personally think the Hitler or Mussolini comps give him too much credit. Like, at least Mussolini got the trains to run on time!

Fanfuckingtastic point! I have a real hard time getting behind these “heroes” who exist to enforce racist policies, often with unnecessary and all too often deadly force. In fact, fuck them entirely.

Eh, “alien” originally meant something closer to foreigner than extraterrestrial. But this is absolutely a tactic they use. This whole thing is outrageously racist. Like, how-is-this-real racist.

You can’t forget the gays.

Why, so he can just cross you up with “sentient Circus Peanut”?