It really does get messy. My buddy has a little fancypants organic/pasture-fed/vegetarian/cagefree/whatever egg operation. Few hundred hens, all treated as ethically and humanely as can be. Basically what vegetarians (like me) tell themselves is a cruelty-free way to get animal protein. Welp. What do you think happens…

Wars in Europe? You don’t say.

Fair point.

Most European countries got to where I think we need to go peacefully. That’s what I would prefer.

It’s a good joke, but they don’t.

Well then the Nets took a chance on him when he had less coaching experience than her, right?

Yeah, but what if there was blood coming out of said lady parts?

Sure, wars are bloody and violent, but I guess my point was that that doesn’t necessarily mean that entire segments of the population need be “thrown on the pile.” Whether said revolution is socialist or whatever, it’s not a given that it follow the formula of some others you decide to cherrypick. But if you can only…

This is funny. I disagree with you wholeheartedly, but you made me laugh.

Is that how the American Revolution went the first time around? No? So they don’t all have to be as horrifically violent and oppressive as the ones you seem to reference?

It is far too soon since the last mass shootings for evidence-based arguments, sir.

Or brown.

Yeah, fuck everything that was on the court last night. The only nice thing I can say about LeBron is that at least he put the Raptors out of our misery.

Two? I count the Pacers, Bulls, Hawks, and Raptors as four teams whose best squad in decades was put in a grave by LeBron. You could count the Pistons, too, but one of my guiding principles is that nothing from Detroit counts.

Crazy. That came up in my playlist shortly after I posted that. The answer was obvious in retrospect.

Ah. Torn between Fugazi’s Waiting Room and South Park’s “Let’s Fighting Love”.

And lotion in the basket.

Sure sounds like an oxymoron to me.

Yeah, I totally used my monotone robot voice for that.

“...and it denied jobs to hundreds of thousands of Americans by allowing those same illegal aliens to take those jobs,” Sessions said.