You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

So he's remaining aloof-a?

I've got to say, Browns fans know how to hate themselves.

He does have to really force himself to smile.

That was not "semi-serious." I don't think Beltre ever smiles during those exchanges, he's always pretty deadpan.

An arcade game?

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

Police Officer: Hello Mr. Allen, I'm calling to tell you that a truck registered in your name was found burned this morning.

Snoop Dogg on:

Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

I'm with you on the song. Disappointing - girlfriend has put out some incredible material, but this is 85% Sir Mix A Lot sample & a couple of halfhearted verses.

Nicki is better than her ass. This song is shit. Her ass is fun to watch but I am cringing all the way through it. And anyone can have a fat, round ass if they pay for it so I'm not getting it. Troll away stans...I ain't listening.

there's nothing worse than a joke that tries to be offensive and funny but is neither

The haircut says "I dig chicks" while the mustache says "did you not fucking hear the haircut?"

It's great to randomly find a glasses buddy this early in the morning.

He immediately grabbed the yellow flag. Instead, I'm thinking maybe he should have just taken his pants off and flagged with the yellow/brown flag.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."