AoU will be showing all week. FCD is once a year. If you wait one day on the movie, you can have your movie and read your comics too.

He burnt his mouth on the coffee because he drank it “before it was cool”.

"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."

Adobe always struck me as very bi-polar. They would have kick-ass development teams doing really cool stuff on their flagship products.... and then they have whatever it is that sharted out Flash and Acrobat. I'm guessing stemming from a management decision to not really give a rats ass about products they distribute…

But how is it Science-Fiction?

Is castrated the same thing as getting one's tubes tied? Or is it like WAY beyond that? Asking for a friend, who's not me, because I totally know...

And yet, still so many tits.

I'll be honest and admit to posting a slam on Christie and the Cowboys yesterday on twitter, but I avoided the weight thing, since that would be below the belt.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

Yeah, but I hear you can get it topped with Eminems.

Why didn't they remove their logo from the truck before they let it go?

I just came twice!

Is it just me or do boxing trainers always sound like the sleaziest people on the planet?

Considering how punchable that face is, he got off lucky.

Belichick: Can anyone get that dick Gray for me!?

just one hit man.

I….I don't think I can live without a molten corgi.

Stop making me want to re-sub!