He might need a little something to soften the blow.

I hope his whole face looks like his ear when he goes to prison

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

For fuck snakes

So lots of tongue, got it.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is what a hero looks like.

Interesting. Got any other facts that are irrelevant to my point?

He all like - who let big ass giant play?

Thank you Sean, this made me laugh very hard. Needed it too.

You forgot to mention that, despite being sponsored by a company that specializes in manufacturing wireless communications devices, there is absolutely ZERO cell service in Qualcomm stadium (both inside the stadium and throughout the entire parking lot).

And I asked God, "Why, during the most difficult times of my life, were there two sets of footprints and one set of knuckleprints in the sand?"

JUMANJI GOES THE DYNAMITE

Maybe part of the reason nobody else hit Ward was because Ward was actively avoiding them, while actively aiming for Stewart.

YES!!!

This one, from 2005, also seems somewhat fitting.

It's time to fight fire .... with puppies

Still better value than Michael Bradley's transfer.

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

Literally at least once every 2-3 days someone like you comes onto the site and pisses everyone off.


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Shame... I had such fun locking this old bitch in the freezer...