"That's a Bryce Harper question bro"

Chris Bosh is WORLDS better on D than Kevin Love.

Don't have a dog in the fight? Cool, then surely you're willing to defer to Native Americans who consider it a slur and want it changed!

Well there is this....

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

It's actually the #1 position for penis-breaking.

Michael Jordan is smoking a cigar somewhere saying "That's my bitch"

Reverse cowgirl is not usually this dangerous.

Here is a mediocre GIF of the mom dunk:

His dream was to play the game that he loved at the highest level possible dickbag; also, blowing out other people's candles actually DOES make yours burn brighter... have a nice fucking day fuck face.

I'm not a baseball player, but wouldn't your throwing hand be the non-"off-hand"?

Context? Dude, he's eating pussy!

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

I am complete against violence against police officers. Never do I condone it. Never do I wish it upon police.

"And for my next trick, I'll completely implode on the back nine."

Good bye, and good luck.

Polar Bear Vortex

Gatorlanche has a lot of potential. Especially if it is about a gator farm in Colorado that gets out of control during an avalanche. Too bad Steve Irwin died, because he could make a hell of a cameo.

He's right. If anything, Rice is more like Bamm-Bamm.