Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?

If it was an iphone, it was already broken.

tl;dr

Depends.

Shirt tucked in, goofy sun glasses, bet he's wearing mid-calf socks, too. This dad is what dad's should be.

The best part is when the cop shoves her when she goes to pick it up.

That Fifty Shades gif in the beginning:

I'm sure Bungie and Activision are super proud they've spent all that time and money to create, Duck, Duck, Goose Simulator 2014.

Durant: So, Biebs, you want bloodies or mimosas?

Always cut your burger diagonally

Ok throw me a bone and humor me. Was that sarcasm? @_@

I would definitely not say that they take the most risk. Risk for the company? Sure. Risk for themselves? Not as much as your contractor Artists or Designers. Those guys/gals are putting their families well-being at risk with every project. They never know when they won't have a job. And they pour their heart and soul…

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

After a smell like that, it's no surprise to hear that he might be dealt.

Reporter: Jesus, you fucking stink dude!

It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

Because a review of the chicken at Betty's Diner in Fond-du-Lac, WI doesn't have quite the mass impact on readers that the review of a chain does.