You started the most magical thread on this site Ive ever read. Bravo

No kidding. Nolan just tore down Reilly's entire facade quicker than Building 7's on 9/11.

What is with you people who insist on turning perfectly adequate foodstuffs into dip? Buffalo Chicken Dip? Taco Dip? Do you dip chips into pasta, too?

Still not as good as her song inspired by the Billy Ripkin photo.

I'd imagine fisting Ann Coulter would produce a similar result.

Drafts, Ranked By Excitement:

This mountain is 100% pure snow! It's everywhere! Have you any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

Drum, you fucking anthropormorphic horse, drum.

Rape Summit.

Illinois: New York? No. Chicago hates NYC, but the rest of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about NYC and the whole of Illinois doesn't give a fuck about the large state of New York.
And most Chicagoans hate Wisconsin more than they hate NYC, so I'd say N. Illinois hates Wisconsin. S. Illinois hates Missouri.

Oh, yeah, Tom? Well, if the game's not that fun, then why is Jimmy Fallon smiling so widely, fidgeting with his coat and props and hair, vomiting gratuitous compliments at his guests and band and audience members and tomorrow's guests, mugging like an arrested Kardashian at a cocoa tasteoff, and giggling at his own…

aren't biathletes banned from this year's games?

There's no way West Virginians would be able to name another state.

Well, he's free to be wrong.

I don't know....there's a LOT of racist assholes who love them some Wagner.

Stem cells? I don't think so. Here's the real magical elixir:

Chicken butt!