Nobody worked the corners better, not even Dez Bryant's mom.

I'm white as fuck. After reading the headline & some of the comments, I was half-expecting Winston to be one of these athletes who can't string together enough words to make a fucking coherent sentence (and they do exist) but there was nothing unusual or wrong about his post-game interview. He came off as an aware,…

Magic Johnson wore 32 because it was his T-Cell count.

That's odd - Hide the Midget was an annual tradition in my hometown, back in the day. Exactly one dwarf lived in the city. His name was Leeroy, and he ran a bakery. He could make some of the best bread you'd ever tasted, and he'd even give you some sweetrolls for free to take back to the kids. Swell guy. Anyway, on…

and four streetball players

Obviously it's a fake news report...it says Fox right in the corner.

Feel free to doubt it, Tim.

I ordered my Chris Kluwe Vikings jersey for my gay son 3 weeks before Christmas. I kept getting the reach-around from customer service. I even spoke with two cowardly supervisors who advised me to order another players jersey, but I stood my ground and told them I wanted only my Kluwe jersey. It's now January 3rd, and…

Honestly he was probably checking to make sure he was still alive, looked like a moment of panic there for a sec.

note the blonde trainer's thong

I was never here. I didn't read this. I'm going to go smoke pot, go back to bed, and when I wake up I will remember nothing.

Quick reminder, the vast majority of patients with a mental disorder severe enough to include hearing voices (schizophrenia, severe mania, schizoaffective, etc) will never hurt themselves or anyone else.

Not as bad as whatever you spelled instead of Joaquin Phoenix.

Good read. I never thought I would Kerrigan about this saga after 20 years or so.

Look old man, you can give cards all you want, it's cool, but if I catch one of these guys with one of yours you know there'll be some explaining to do.

Actually, Wheel of Fortune was the original Barry Bonds troll.

Dan Snyder finds out what the next hot thing is by reaching up and touching the stovetop.

I don't know whether this drawing helps or hurts Hernandez's case, but I think it proves he cannot lie.

Police released this photo of Albert Carlos Ford:

Rare to see a Cardinal put their foot down. Usually they look the other way.