Congratulations, you're the 1,000,000th person to make that joke! Your prize is a free GO AWAY

"Oh man, I bet there was pepperoni in there." [cums again]

clearly a fan of swallowing.

The Hulk does goatse.

The Bears wear navy, not black.

I'm so glad I don't live in Chicago right now.

Dios mio. Right in the pelotas.

And that's how Mike Glennon was made.

So this is the hit that everyone has been talking about? I think it's a violent hit but a 15 yard penalty is a bit of a stretch

Am I the only one who can't stop watching Brees's neck on that hit??

they just missed out on their first time touching a black person.

No, that was on purpose.

"Maybe I'm naive and I'm going to go read a fairy tale after this."

So is rooting for Duke.

Because newborns are the worst for, like, 3-6 weeks. Then they're cute babies. Then they're funny toddlers. Then they're amazing kids. Then they're...human beings?

I'm laughing so hard at this thread I can't remember what this fucking article was even about.

Did you have white out tail lights on your S-10 too?!