It really doesn't matter if the Japanese hits count or not, because unlike Pete Rose, Ichiro will be in the Hall of Fame.

Donald Trump: only natural born American hits count. No one cares about how many hits he had in China.

A fat NFL player punched a fat ex-NFL player.

LeBron's just doing what any good professional would — sweeping the rumors under a rug.

Wounded Knee.

Injecting race into it in the first place might have helped.

Damn, I'd always heard that Purdue had a dynamite engineering school, but I had no idea they were this proficient at producing tools.

To all the girls I've loved before
Who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
But I took a heater to the schlong
To all the girls I won't love no more

the screws can run as much as $1,000 a pop.

You should try reading the post before leaving a comment!

The troll in this one is strong. Subtle yet devastating.

Hey Tony, big fan! Do you know where I could get some human growth hormone? I want to add a few inches, because things keep flying right over my head.

Wow, looking at the names on this list gives me a terrible feeling in the pit of my stomach. With every single name, it becomes clearer and clearer that MLB may be targeting a specific class of players. Bunch of old, rich, white men running MLB. Sickens me. Not a single outlier in the whole list.

"I will cut off every sleeve in here!"

Not sure it's a great idea to go against the wishes of a guy on trial for one murder, and possibly two more to follow.

See, I personally think Chick-Fil-A is overrated garbage. It's just a fried hunk of chicken on a bun with a pickle on it.

I'm a Bojangles guy. Give it a try.

Question for the group: Popeyes is far and away the best fast food, right? I feel like it's not even close.

They're nuts that go on your truck.