Hey, the family that games together, stays together, right? I’ve never had that tight a bonding experience with my dad anyway. We’ve not once been arrested together!

Excuse me, but that “fat golfer’s” name is Jabba The Mickelhut.

That’s odd. I don’t usually associate older women with tight ends.

“It was this long. No, really. And he had the body of of a Greek god ... the mind of a scholar. But I told myself ‘Nyet Tamara, NYET!’ I may be a woman in power, but I am still Russian woman.’”

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

CHICKEN PARM!

I feel the exact opposite way of everything you stated in your comment.

The best one.

Don’t forget about the moving screens that setup Steph, or the fouled made 3 pointer Harden made that was waived off by Foster for no reason. Wouldn’t have been a drought if refs didn’t swing it. Don’t get me wrong though, Rockets lost it themselves. But I would say Scott Foster broke their spirit first.

Legitimately ONLY Warriors fans think “Rockets without injured CP3" = “Warriors without injured Iguodala”.

Bruh, it’s right there in the report. He was taking Shroom Tech! I have no idea what that is but now all the teens are going to quit the Tide Pods and start Teching!

Does this make you an herb? And if so, what kind of herb are you?

Budenholzer always makes me think of Chad’s dad in the Mad Real World sketch.

Keeping your keys in car is a smart move. Nothing kills a party like some bartender confiscating them because youve had like 15 drinks or whatever

At least you ran into someone in game.

Hell, I like Kingdom Hearts and that shit is more than a little ridiculous.

Right? Who could envision the San Jose Sharks losing a playoff game in heartbreaking fashion?

I love your stories, Peter. We share a lot of similar viewpoints. R/C is a great way to get your wrenching fix on a budget.

You’re not horrible for liking Brad. You’re horrible for being a Boston fan.

I mean, Westbrook’s a maniac. He’s going to shoot a lot. He’s going to dominate the ball. This is what he does. This is why people love him and why other people are dubious about how successful he can be. Not sure that noting a guy shot 39 times makes you a “hater” other than “a guy that read the box score.”