I mean, these new ones look prettier. 

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

Oppressive regimes buy sneakers too  

The one belt he should aspired for. 

“His name is Jock Strap King” and “He’s stronger than you think.”

Inspired by Dinwiddie, Johnny Manziel is offering a $5 token next week if you’ll buy him a beer right now.

I’ll allow it. 

Antonio Brown is best example of a WR as a finely tuned instrument since Joe Horn.

Breastfeeding in public is completely fine as we know the mother has no other option most of the time.

So. Like. Let’s be real. Online harassment isn’t okay. That’s a fact. Name calling isn’t okay either. Calling a woman a slut because she wears low cut tops is just dumb.

This should all go really well. 

The purpose is most people are dumb, and will give away their money cause they are dumb.

I’m more of a ‘Cones of Dunshire’ guy myself, but this is still pretty cool.

I’m confused about this 5 star rating system you mention.

Way to lick the boot, you corporate shill.

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

Dom, please stop piling on. Show some MRSA.

This article inspired me so much that I dropped everything, moved to Europe, and became a truck driver.