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Let it go!

I think we can all agree that the REAL victims in this story are her eyebrows.

"...Dallas simultaneously feels bad about itself for being Dallas while also deriding the shallow, obnoxious hipsters in Austin. (Source: I spent two years living in Dallas, much of it spent stuck in traffic.)"

You might be on to something. After rereading I assume it's supposed to be erect. I mean glacier runoff can do some crazy things am I right?

There's something that needs to be clarified here. This case is not about whether it is or is not illegal to photograph parts of women's bodies which are exposed to the public. This case is about whether the police, who observed this man taking pictures of women in public, had a right to stop him and search the

The titles are all in order of the images. I don't see any mistakes. Maybe you're looking at the wrong link?

Regarding Lion King - can't you date it with the other Disney movie? What was that one, Hercules or Emperor's New Groove? Scar makes an appearance in both.

I prefer to buy into the idea that Aladdin is actually set far in the future in a post apocalyptic world.

but I think if people go into kickstarter expecting a refund if it doesn't work out they're a little confused on what it exactly is they're doing to begin with

My first concert was a Gwar show in a club called "the Abyss". I was in the 6th grade, my dad took me and they wheeled a giant penis on stage and sprayed the crowd with milk. Moral of the story: my dad is awesome.

TeamDog is not swayed by this mock affection.

Open relationship?

Same here. My reaction to anything Taylor Swift-related used to be "UGH", but I can't help but like her the more I learn about her. Still hate her music, though.

Sikhs are not Muslims...

Well hey at least you followed the advice and bought your luxury car in July. Good job, bot! :D

That's all well and good for people with 3 legs, but I only have 2.

And I would add another one: How would you do your best project better if you can do it all over again ?