Ah, post was updated. Hmm. Editing this comment removed the tweet I embedded. Kinja, don't ever change.

This reminds me quite a bit of a Gawker post from earlier this year:

Open relationship?

Agreed. There is no laughing in science, we all know that.

Unicorn coprolite?

At least give Annalee credit for putting this into historical perspective. 11/12ths of Gawker writers will just stop at "I've pointed out a social/racial thing relevant to 21st Century America. Get angry." and leave it at that.

The economy has hit the empire hard. Tests on the new, smaller sized destroyers haven't been going well.

I would agree with you that Winter Soldier was the best movie this summer, if it hadn't premiered March 12th. :)

This is why I'm against fishing. It encourages freeloading Goliath Groupers that are too lazy to get their own Blacktip Sharks.

Same here. My reaction to anything Taylor Swift-related used to be "UGH", but I can't help but like her the more I learn about her. Still hate her music, though.

the belly of the ship bulged like an expecting mother. beneath the salty spray of the chop, the vessel extended deep into the ocean. i always felt a little more safe in the ship's keep, insulated from the surface, nestled in an iron belly. near the rear of the ship, where the engine throbbed and hummed - i neatly…

Depends on your definition of "knowing"... I know my neighbor, but only in the sense that I watch him through his bedroom window. We've never met.

No, that's not creepy at all...

Obviously these students have already been turned by the lizard people's poisonous chemtrails.

Hey now! There's no need to draw hard-working whores into this, if anybody appreciates the advances of medical sciences, it's them.

Sikhs are not Muslims...

Lol. I told someone this idea and they laughed at me.

Who's laughing now stranger (who possibly stole my idea and will be rich)???